i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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