oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
