I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize