so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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