But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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