Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I am mentally ready for anal.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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