Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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