I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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