Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
my liver is dry heaving
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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