And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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