So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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