ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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