Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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