Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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