covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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