I wish I only lived at night.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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