I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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