She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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