You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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