you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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