First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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