rhymes with "ouble enetration"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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