Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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