id be glad to
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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