i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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