he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Randomize
