Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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