this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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