i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just cut my nipple shaving
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
wow bdsm is so cute
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