My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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