you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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