he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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