Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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