When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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