Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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