new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?