There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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