she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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