I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the menโs room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out Iโm married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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