Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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