I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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