So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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