Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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