She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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