you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize