Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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