Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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