let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love having hate sex.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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