According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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