thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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