I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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