what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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