sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
whose parrot is this?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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