As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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