They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks