Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.