Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit