i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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